Dear elves and party people, Let’s get one thing out of the way before we start: the first one to mention Christmas will face court on charges of unwanted and boring repetition. We know it’s that time of the year. Thank you for your cooperation.
As temperatures are dropping several degrees per minute, it is of the utmost importance we do not abandon our feathered duck friends. It would be wonderful if each of you could let just one (1) duck live in your house.
The weather is taking a turn for the worse: summer’s here. With this in mind I've recently bought a piece of land, where I will be blissfully waiting in my new caravan for autumn to finally come.
Ladies and gentlemen, Now that spring has come and a rich feast of fruits is hanging from the trees, my hard work is bearing fruit as well. I’m welcome at the gym again, after the suspension that followed when I hung a poem about hygiene near the swimming pool, back in November.
On behalf of Willie (cat) and myself (human) the best wishes for 2019. We hope it has been a good year for you, and that 2019 will be even better. Any which way, Willie is thankful that the fireworks have ended.
